November 2009

  • For Once, It Might Actually Suck to Be Tiger Woods

    By becksta on 11/30/09 1:12am
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    Did She Scratch Tiger's Face?Did She Scratch Tiger's Face?For the first time in a while, it actually probably sucks to be Tiger Woods. Consider the facts. Bad year golfing. Rumors that he is having an affair with a woman involved in the strangely-named Pink Elephant club, reported to be loosely associated with the Nightclub scene.

    Then, on the holiest of days, Black Friday, a day dedicated to shopping across the  entire country of the United States, Tiger Woods was in a small accident near his gated community. Miraculously, his super-model wife (who has denied the rumors that her super-golfer husband is cheating on her) used a golf club (I imagine the couple has more than few) to rescue Tiger.


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  • I Dissed Jeremy Irons

    By becksta on 11/13/09 7:24pm
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    Jeremy Irons, My Almost-FriendJeremy Irons, My Almost-FriendI have a confession to make.

    I dissed Jeremy Irons. I know, I know. It is very uncool to diss a major celebrity who acts in strange and interesting films. There is very little I can say to justify it and it was a brief moment in time.

    I was young and in South Korea. My friends and I were the only white faces in a sea of perhaps 3,000 South Koreans attending the Pusan International Film Festival and he was on stage talking about his film, "Chinese Box" which proceeded "The Blair Witch Project" in unusual camera work. He raised his sunglasses, which may or may not have been Oakley's and nodded at us with a big smile.

    We ducked. What could we do?

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  • Important Levi Johnston Update!

    By becksta on 11/11/09 10:50pm
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    Levi and TrippLevi and TrippMy personal white-trash hero, Levi Johnston himself, seems to be on a bit of a rampage. First, he will soon appear in the pages of Playgirl magazine. We can all hope that Levi will choose to show us his full package, but as far as I know, that has yet to be revealed. According to the Huffington Post, he is getting all geared up for his big pose and is at the gym pumping iron six days a week. 

      

    Levi, being the big nut that he is, has also done an ad for Pistachios.


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  • News Alert: Carrie Prejean Not Suing the Miss California Pageant

    By becksta on 11/9/09 4:57pm
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    Not so tough anymore.....Not so tough anymore.....Remember Carrie Prejean? Remember how she was graciously suing the Miss California USA Pageant Officials for a million dollars? Well, to put it nicely, the talented Miss Prejean has gracefully and graciously bowed out of the lawsuit. Did you hear why? Did she possibly have an attack of Christian conscience for the evils of a lawsuit or maybe feel bad for her remarks about Gay Marriage?

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  • The Jackson Clan and Their Tacky Reality TV Show

    By becksta on 11/7/09 4:26pm
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    Jackson FamJackson FamI’ll be honest. I was not a huge Michael Jackson fan. I loved “Thriller” and “Billie Jean” and admired the moonwalk more than I can truthfully say. In the later years of his youth, he got strange. Perhaps it began with the tragic hair-on-fire incident during the Pepsi commercial way back in the day, or maybe it was his embarrassment after his revelation on Oprah during the 90’s that he was  a virgin, but I ceased to empathize with him. I failed to understand his friendship with Mcauley Culkin or why exactly they needed to share a bed for slumber parties.


    None of this, however, excuses the actions of his real-life family since his death. Let the man rest in peace.

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