The Rumor Report

It sucks to be John McCain these days.  First he loses the election, no thanks to Caribou Barbie.  And now, “news” about his wife’s indiscreet love-affair with another man are leaked to the “press.”

According to the latest issue of the Enquirer, such a respectable and reliable publication, Cindy McCain is having an affair!  And they have the pictures to prove it.  Albeit, the pictures are of a grainy, low-quality, the witness who snapped the photos assures the Enquirer that, it is none other than Cindy.

Here’s what the witness has to say:

“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!”

That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”

The article goes on to say:

“To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,” the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her “mystery man” at a Moody Blues concert “passionately kissing and hugging.”

“I couldn’t believe it. I remember thinking, ‘Go get a room!’

“They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats,” the eyewitness.

It’s really hard to tell from the pictures if that’s really Cindy McCain or not.  The woman in the photos could be any old, skinny white lady with long blonde hair.  Maybe this is a case of mistaken identity, and Mrs. McCain will set the record straight.

Until then, we’re running with the rumor.  Get the whole scoop in the latest issue of the National Enquirer.