“An imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.”

Last year his brother, Jermaine Friday, suggested Jackson would convert having taken an interest in Islam since Friday’s conversion in 1989.

So Michael–I mean Mikaeel–has dumped Jehova for Allah.  Jermaine goes on:

“I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam.

“He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much.”

This seems like a more well-suited religion for Jackson, since he might have to spend the rest of his life covering up his delicate face, which could melt or fall off at any given moment.

Over the weekend, a hacker hacked into Miley’s youtube account and posted that the teen star had died in a car accident caused by a drunk driver.  There were all kinds of rumors, from decapitations a la Jayne Mansfield, to her body being flung through a wind shield across the road and subsequently getting ran over by a semi.

But, she emerged in an interview(plugging her new cd) later in the week, unaware that she was supposed to be dead.

Her co-stars at the Disney studio, were sorely disappointed by the news.

Look at his sweet, sweet face!  Well, according to his ex-girlfriend pop princess(not Hannah Montana), Taylor Swift, he dumped her for an actress named Camilla Belle!

The dreamy Jonas brother didn’t even have the courtesy to do the deed in person, instead opted for a 27 second break-up phone-call.  Now Swift is spilling the beans to anyone who will listen, about how Joe kicked her to the curb after meeting the young Belle.

But Joe Jonas is setting the record straight and clearing his name.  What better place to air out your relationship drama than on myspace!

Here’s what the 19 year-old heart-throb had to say:

“I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true,” he said. “Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.”

As for the quick phone call, he said: “I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear. ”

Jonas said he has tried to call Swift since then and gotten no response.

So there you have it.  Joe Jonas is saddened, I hope you’re happy Taylor Swift!

According to this article from Us Magazine:

Bailon and JJ’s Dirt Web site founder Jonathan Jaxson leaked the story that racy shots were stolen from her laptop “purely to get attention,” a source tells Usmagazine.com

In an interview with a local CBS affiliate, Jaxson confirmed they made up the scandal “to juice” things up.

Added Jaxson: “What better way to do that than to say that nude pictures could have been stolen from her laptop?”

Um, let’s see making yourself out to look like a total skank?  Probably not the best way to get attention.  How desperate is she anyway? It might be time to change your strategy, Ms. Bailon.

According to the latest issue of the Enquirer, such a respectable and reliable publication, Cindy McCain is having an affair!  And they have the pictures to prove it.  Albeit, the pictures are of a grainy, low-quality, the witness who snapped the photos assures the Enquirer that, it is none other than Cindy.

Here’s what the witness has to say:

“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!”

That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”

The article goes on to say:

“To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,” the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her “mystery man” at a Moody Blues concert “passionately kissing and hugging.”

“I couldn’t believe it. I remember thinking, ‘Go get a room!’

“They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats,” the eyewitness.

It’s really hard to tell from the pictures if that’s really Cindy McCain or not.  The woman in the photos could be any old, skinny white lady with long blonde hair.  Maybe this is a case of mistaken identity, and Mrs. McCain will set the record straight.

Until then, we’re running with the rumor.  Get the whole scoop in the latest issue of the National Enquirer.

Here’s the statement from her spokesman:

“The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person’s sending these private photos out.

The photos were intended fro her boyfriend, Rob Kardashian, brother of round-bottomed socialite Kim Kardashian.

So what is up with these Disney girls?  Are they putting something in the Kool-Aid that makes it’s young stars want to have their pictures taken with no clothes on?  Remember the Miley Cyrus picture scandal?