NEWS FLASH: Ashton Kutcher is not a Never Nude and will in fact strip on national television. Or at least he decided to strip for Ellen. Maybe he figured that he was safe because Ellen is already married to a woman. Hopefully Demi didn’t mind. 

I don’t know; Demi’s just like Justin Bieber. She never returns my phone calls. All I know is I am kind of wishing--just a teensy weensy little bit--that the TV editors and censors hadn’t done the little digitizing over Ashton Kutcher’s privates. I guess that’s why he felt comfortable stripping. I don’t know and I guess I don’t care exactly what the fine man’s motivations were.  I just wish that more males would strip more often on TV. And that there wasn’t such a discrepancy between male nudity and female nudity in films. Believe it or not--I’ve actually written about this topic before HERE, but never in relation to Ashton Kutcher. 

Of course, if the American public is still scared of female nipples--which I also wrote about HERE--most Americans in the heartland probably aren’t ready to see a guy as hot as Ashton Kutcher strip down to nothing. It could, afterall, be highly dangerous for certain elements of the population. Who knows? 

Some church goers in Kansas could probably catch cooties just from watching a hot naked man on TV or some unsuspecting college freshman at a Christian college could get pregnant by watching it. Granted, they probably aren’t the average Ellen viewers anyway, so who really cares? 

There’s also the possibility that that could turn someone gay. 

(Before you jump down my throat for the last few statements, understand that I am writing in a totally tongue and cheek manner, and yes, I have been told that this kind of humor is the lowest of the low and doesn’t always translate well into print.)

What do you think of Ashton Kutcher’s publicity stunt? Does this make you more or less of an Ashton Kutcher fan? Are you going to check him out more now that you’ve sort of seen him without his clothes on? Does this make Ashton Kutcher more of an artiste than he was before? (Please use the Frenchie pronunciation of artiste when reading the last question. It’s important.)

Tell me what you think about Ashton Kutcher and his nudity, and if you have any other clips of Ahston Kutcher or any other men stripping down, please send them my way.