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My personal white-trash hero, Levi Johnston himself, seems to be on a bit of a rampage. First, he will soon appear in the pages of Playgirl magazine. We can all hope that Levi will choose to show us his full package, but as far as I know, that has yet to be revealed. According to the Huffington Post, he is getting all geared up for his big pose and is at the gym pumping iron six days a week. Levi, being the big nut that he is, has also done an ad for Pistachios.
Next, Salon has yet another scoop on the sort of legend. You heard it here second: Levi Johnston will soon be suing the Palin clan for joint custody of his strangely-named son Tripp. He reportly has some new and interesting dirt on Bristol's mom and his almost-mother-in-law, Sarah Palin herself. I can't wait to hear some more goods on her. Hopefully, whatever it is, it will be substantial enough to prevent her from having too much of a future in politics.
Levi says, "They finally pushed me over the edge." Trust me, Levi, that is something that we can all definitely relate to.
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