Everyone out there who has ever been cheated on knows that the real important thing after being hurt is that the cheater forgives him or herself, right? After that, it’s all closure downhill.

Not exactly. But Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s ex who apparently cheated on her for several years throughout their marriage, says he’s done just that. When asked if he forgave himself during an interview, he recently retorted, “Oh yeah, I’m cool.”

Good to know that, douchebag. I don’t really care about your extramarital affairs, and what happened between you and Bullock is your own business. But to flaunt that it was A-OK is just not cool. You have a lot of fans, James; there is no reason for you to be gloating about your next marriage—your fourth, only a year after your divorce—and saying that while you might have made a mistake, lots of people do it, so it’s alright, something else that you said in your interview. Lots of people rape, abuse, and kill as well, so I suppose that’s all well and good, too.

Mr. James, you’ve already shown that you don’t have that much integrity, but you know, it’s never too late to start developing a little…