News Alert: Carrie Prejean Not Suing the Miss California Pageant

Not so tough anymore.....Remember Carrie Prejean? Remember how she was graciously suing the Miss California USA Pageant Officials for a million dollars? Well, to put it nicely, the talented Miss Prejean has gracefully and graciously bowed out of the lawsuit. Did you hear why? Did she possibly have an attack of Christian conscience for the evils of a lawsuit or maybe feel bad for her remarks about Gay Marriage?

Nope, the young woman that we all love to “love?” has decided that in light of her XXX video tape that has come out that it perhaps isn’t such a good idea to sue at this time.  Unfortunately, the tape  has yet to be released to the Internet masses, but we can all dream, can’t we?  

Sadly, poor Carrie  has legal bills of up to $100,000 left to pay. I wonder if she will follow the path of former beauty queen Sarah Palin or Vanessa Williams, who was also deposed from her throne for less than discreet behavior. If she follows the Sarah Palin path, she has the potential to play conservative, hot, and rather clueless politician pretty well. Just look at her incredible ability to bullshit about gay marriage to right wing political pundits. She is, afterall, a member of Republican Bimbo Brigade.

On the other hand,  I think she could equally spread her wings (so to speak) in terms of a B-rate acting career like Vanessa Williams, provided that she keeps her assets that were bought and paid for by the California pageant itself.

Or maybe she has another path altogether waiting for her as a Christian rockstar? Peronsally, I doubt I will support her in any of her endeavors, but this might be the solid gold career path a girl like Carrie should have in her future.