Paris Hilton is doing what? Keeping herself in the news. Yesterday, Saturday, America's rich, spoiled. party girl was arrested at the airport on the French island of Corsica. She had flown in on a private jet. She was held briefly by police. Sniffer dogs detected marijuana in her purse. She was detained and her purse was search. The police found less than a gram. She was let off with a warning. She was held by the police for a total of thirty minutes. Her arrest made news around the world.

Ms Hilton posted on the TwitLonger site Saturday, "Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! I am having the best vacation of my life."

Yes, maybe the world should listen to Princess Hilton. She wasn't arrested in the sense that she has to go to court. She was detained for about thirty minutes. And that is good for at least a weeks worth of news. There's a video.