Sarah Fricking Palin seems to have escaped a missile by the very fact that her daughter Bristol (pretty little spokeswoman for abstinence and abstinence education that she is) and Levi DID NOT get married. Levi's mom, Sherry Johnston, who some claim is a little too white trash for the squeaky-clean Palin clan, is going to serve a 5-year sentence for possession and intent to deliver Oxycontin. The fact that Sherry is probably not the ideal family connection that the "squeaky-clean" blood-thirsty Palin clan would have hoped for is the biggest understatment of the century.

The bullet is of course considered dodged only if Sarah intends to run for office again, which seems to be debatable. Of course, we all remember how Hillary Clinton had no intentions of running for president, so we shouldn't get our hopes up too soon about whether an election campaign is on Caribou Barbie's horizon or not.
 
On another Sarah Palin front, the latest rumor mill has everyone's favorite politico ready to move to the state of Rhode Island, which even the Republican state chair of Rhode Island doesn't think would be a good move. According to the illustrious chair:

“Anyone who wants to move to Rhode Island, we would have to question their sanity,” Big surprise there.

I have been questioning Sarah's sanity since late August when she was introduced to the nation as the new great, white, female hope for America and it has absolutely nothing to do with Rhode Island.

Perhaps Sarah is just attracted to states with small populations, regardless if they are colored red or blue, which would make her noticeably more color-blind than I would have anticipated. I tend to think the rumor mill got a little out of control once again with the whole Rhode Island thing. Seriously, there would be absolutely nothing for Sarah to hunt in Rhode Island. Unless of course she means to hunt the dreaded Liberals and Elites, who of course hide out on the edges of our country, now safely away from Sarah's grasp and rifles.

The one good thing that a move to Rhode Island would signify would be the very fact that Sarah Palin would politically disappear off the face of the planet. For good. Forever. Personally, I would even volunteer to pay for her moving costs just to get her farther away from the PNW.

That would be a nice bullet to dodge.