Tiger Balm
Tiger's CoverThrough Salon, I discovered Tiger Woods’ abs on the cover of Vanity Fair, which did not disappoint. I am of the opionion that he probably got his abs tightened after following the links on the remove belly fat advertisements on Facebook, but the Vanity Fair article did not speculate about that.
I must admit, if you are going to get into a sex scandal, it is probably more palatable to get between the sheets with someone who looks like Tiger rather than someone who looks like Berlusconi.
As Tiger’s sexual exploits have become slightly more public than they were before, his approval ratings have dropped, resulting in a loss of sponsors. If he was the president, he would probably get impeached. I still contend that he is not in the same league as Bill Clinton or Charlie Sheen (his sex texts are very tame and he has yet to be arrested or involved with any cigars). According to the Vanity Fair article, here’s what he did:
-threesomes involving girl on girl action, but no men on men action as far as I know.
spanking and hair-pulling which the article classifies as “light S & M”
sex with ambien
a preference for porn stars
Of all his exploits, the most concerning to me is the “sex with ambien”, which is not typically the drug of choice for “sex-fuelled encounters”. Did that mean that Tiger was asleep during the sex? Or was his partner (who was more than likely either a porn star or a hot waitress) asleep? In that case, maybe his abs don’t win him much in the end. If you or your partner is sleeping during sex, it’s probably not going to be as much fun. Do you think he was asleep on Ambien while the girls were having fun? I am really not sure what to make of this information and would definitely like to hear your own opinions on the matter.
And, as the Vanity Fair article also points out, Tiger Woods is held to a higher standard than many other athletes because of his “Golden Boy” image which has been totally shattered. Do you think anyone would have cared if Dennis Rodman had had a fight with his wife and a car crash? And how much bullshit does Alex Rodriguez get away with? (I guess once you are involved with Madonna no one really cares what you do.)
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/02/tiger-woods-201002











