AHHHHHHH! That is the collective sound of hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of Twihards after finally being able to see Eclipse, the latest installment of the Twilight saga. I believe that in the Twihard world this is somewhat akin to an orgasm, but I don’t want to get too personal in a blog post.



Reactions from the non-Twihard minority in the world are somewhat different. It’s quite obvious that the whole idea of vampires who don't eat humans was secretly concocted by Vampire Rights activists as a way to lure the more humans into thinking that Vampires are harmless, which we all know is false. Non-Twihards are quite aware that Vampires are dangerous.



Here are some actual photos taken at the “Eclipse photo-booths” from around the country.

One great thing about the Twihard community is their lack of fear to show their enthusiasm for a movie targeted to Tweens.

Another great thing about the Twihard community at large is their mistaken belief that sunglasses will protect them both from the Papparazzi and Vampires.

Others in the Twihard Community have not gotten the word that the Ooompa-look isn't in fashion and would truthfully be better suited to a casting call for Glee.

I am truthfully at a loss for words for this lovely couple of Twihard fans.