Twilight Star Ponders Music Career: BFD!
Mr. Pattinson of Twilight fame might be making an album. Emphasis on might.
Well, la di dah, Mr. Pattinson. Just because you happen to have a perfectly sculpted face and your goth look lends itself well to stupid Vampire movies, do you really think you have what it takes to make it in the harsh music business? OK, I’m sure the teeming throngs of screaming middle school girls will help the album, but come on, really?
Doesn’t he remember the humiliation that Keanu Reeves himself had as a result of his music career? I mean, if Keanu Reeves (the “One”) couldn’t succeed as a music star, why does Mr. Pattinson think he can? Is it because he really believes that he is a Vampire deep down inside? What if he ends up like Joaquin Phoenix who so famously lost it on Letterman? Believe me, if you’re going to lose it, the public forum of Letterman is not the place to do it.
Isn’t the fame and glory enough? The big screen must be too limiting. He probably wants to be a Youtube star. We all know there aren’t any real M-TV music stars any more and that the awards don’t necessarily get dealt out to the people who deserve them, so why bother?
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