I, the blogger, would like to clarify a few things and would like to apologize for certain posts that I may have written.
Rudeness to Celebrities:
I would not be as rude if I was famous enough to meet any of them in person so I have to be a bit snarky to get attention.
A Regrettable Remark about Justin Bieber
We as a people do not want someone as cute as Justin Bieber to die to die and it was inappropriate to joke about that when someone reported that he died. And there is a lesson for me here, do not offend the Bieber fans. Who seriously RULE.
Rudeness to Sarah Palin and Adoration of Levi Johnston
I may have overplayed the Levi Johnston aspect of the story a bit much. And, since, he is a hick and not a former rightful resident of the governor’s mansion, he’s probably not an ass hole that I would be attracted to. Unless of course I was forced to play naked quarters with him.
Negative Comments about Victoria Beckham
Extremely difficult to retract given her uppity ways.
When I’ve written about the Religious Right and Sarah Palin, I am not factoring in all of the nice people I know who happen to be Christian. I also appreciate all of the good work many, but not all, Christian and other religious organizations do to provide for their communities. If you know of a good Church that can save my Heathen soul, please let me know.
I apologize deeply to Barbie for my intense jealousy to her for her beautiful clothes and her lovely, lovely house that she built herself. I just hope she and Ken can figure things out.
I did say that Usher was sexy or something along those lines and have the slight impression that some men with less than fabulous abs might be offended by my comments. I’m not worried about offending them.
If I offended Usher with my comments, I would like the opportunity to apologize to Usher in person.
I do not want more fat people eating more bacon just because they think it is cool. Buy Bacon Lube or Bacon lip gloss instead.